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By Betsy Devine, Joel E. Cohen

Gathers jokes and anecdotes approximately academia, scientists, instructing professors, clinical reputations, educational publishing, ladies scientists, and well known science


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Dirac looked at the chairman with surprise. " YOU SAY YOU WANT AN EVOLUTION? Take a simple math problem, subject it to thirty years of new, improved teaching methods, and deduce the formula to yield our average yearly drop in SAT scores. In 1960: "A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of this price. " In 1970 (traditional math): "A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of this price. In other words, $80. " In 1970 (New Math): "A logger exchanges a set L of lumber for a set M of money.

62 LOVE, SEX, MARRIAGE . . . . . . . _ 6J July, August, September, October, November, December. February, March, April, and May. CC:-' IF ONE IS STANDARD, THE OTHER MUST BE A DEVIATION . ~tatistics show that marriage is 83 percent effective in preventing sUlClde. On the other hand, statistics also show that suicide is 100 percent effective in preventing marriage. TO A PROGRAMMER, SOFTWARE IS JUST MORE FUN THAN HARDWARE Three women were arguing the relative merits of lovers versus husbands.

L. Bragg, won him worldwide eminence. At home, his political views made him suspect (this was the McCarthy era), and for years Pauling could attend no international conferences because the State Department refused to give him a passport. Finally, and after many delays, they consented to issue one in 1954--barely in time for him to receive that year's Nobel Prize for chemistry. LIFE AND NON DEATH OF BERTRAND RUSSELL The mathematician Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) was eleven when his brother Frank introduced to him the joys of Euclid.

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