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I poured another drink for myself and we sipped appreciatively. ” I smacked my lips and cudgeled my brain. “Those police were out to blast us-not arrest us. ” “Obviously. ” “We can’t. Therefore I will think of something more subtle. Call our son James and have him do a computer search of our problem. ” “An excellent idea. ” We finished the drinks and I shouldered the survival kit. There was no sound of aircraft now, just some distant birdcalls and the hum of insects. We moved through the trees, staying undercover, distancing ourselves from the action with the police fleet.
Obviously. ” “We can’t. Therefore I will think of something more subtle. Call our son James and have him do a computer search of our problem. ” “An excellent idea. ” We finished the drinks and I shouldered the survival kit. There was no sound of aircraft now, just some distant birdcalls and the hum of insects. We moved through the trees, staying undercover, distancing ourselves from the action with the police fleet. We listened closely but there was no sound of any engines behind or above us.
So I got out before they threw me out. Now I’m stuck here in this pay-as-you-die dump. Room and board as promised when I signed up. My fault was that I didn’t read the fine print, too smart by far in those days. Let my wiseguy lawyer take care of it for me. Didn’t know until it was too late that he was senile. Signed me up here without looking at the contract. Didn’t even notice that just the basics are provided. Enough food, but not too good. A bed, but not too soft. Anything else you gotta pay.