From the New York Times bestselling writer of The Alphabet of Manliness comes I Am larger Than Your Kids, an creative critique of children's paintings squeezed from the teats of Maddox's gifted palms. ultimately a publication that cuts these boastful little monsters all the way down to measurement. for those who imagine teenagers are helpful snowflakes who're excellent in each approach, reassess. in the event you cherish each piece of artwork, each publication record, each letter to Santa your baby promises, then this booklet isn't really for you. in case your fridge is embellished with mementos out of your kid's early life, you then are a sucker.
Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his renowned website, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com when you consider that 1996 (which gets over 1 million precise viewers in step with month), is the following to inform you the way your children are inferior, and why it concerns. in keeping with his preferred function on his site, I Am higher Than Your Kids, and that includes ninety nine percentage specific new content material, Maddox tells it love it is through announcing what we're all considering once we see a child's artwork.
For the 1st time in released shape, Maddox has incorporated his personal adolescence drawings for feedback. Don't imagine he can draw greater than your children? pass judgement on for your self. From sub-par valentines, home made "gifts," to crafts or even images of kids, no point of sweet sixteen creation is spared! Why gift weak spot and mediocrity with gold stars? you're in Maddox's international now, and no baby is secure from the scrutiny and significant gaze of the world's most appropriate authority on children's crappy paintings.