By Charlie McDowell
In response to the wildly renowned Twitter feed expensive women Above Me, a roman à clef approximately how pondering like a few ladies became one unmarried man right into a higher man.
When Charlie McDowell all started sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors—two impossibly ditzy lady roommates of their mid-twenties—on Twitter, his feed quick went viral. His fans elevated and he acquired the eye of all people from celebrities to construction studios to significant media shops reminiscent of Time and Glamour. Now expensive ladies breaks out of the 140-character restrict as Charlie imagines what may take place if he placed the knowledge of the ladies to the try.
After being unceremoniously dumped via the woman he used to be convinced used to be “the one,” Charlie discovered his neighbors’ conversations weren't basically fun, but additionally provided him entry to a totally uncensored woman’s standpoint at the international. From the significance of successfully Facebook-stalking power girlfriends and easily pulling off pastel, to studying whilst within the early phases of courting is just too presumptuous to carry a condom and the way to show nutrients poisoning right into a weight loss program virtue, the ladies get Charlie into hassle, yet additionally they get him out of it—without ever having a clue in their effect on him.
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